One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's not a walk of shame if you run
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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