I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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