Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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