It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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