I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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