I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
did i walk over a car last night?
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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