im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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