I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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