bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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