K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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