i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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