Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

Do vagina's smell?

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(210): View more from Texas

Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.

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(702): View more from Nevada

His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule

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(813): View more from Florida

Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.

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(269): View more from Michigan

You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs

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(513): View more from Ohio

I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.

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