I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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