I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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