If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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