Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i think i just lost a toe
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
