Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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