So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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