I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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