listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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