Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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