He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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