Your tits are I can't wait for
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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