just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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