I want to stick my p in your. b.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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