Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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