ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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