I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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