Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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