im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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