You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
