the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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