You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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