I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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