I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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