A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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