He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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