my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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