and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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