some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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