margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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