Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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