Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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