I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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