he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The Olympian is in my bed
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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