She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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