what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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