He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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