To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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