i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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