Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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