the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
you would pick up someone in the library
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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