if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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