is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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