so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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