Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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