Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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